when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
love when a girl digs her nails into my back and rips my body in half and throws me into the trash
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!
i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.
Come off anon
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG